553 Quotes About Beer

Why not eat what you like to drink?

In this world, there are only a few things more available than gasoline: coffee, soda and beer. Oh, and bad advice.

Political correctness waters down the arts. It's like getting a beer, when you need a scotch.

Political correctness maybe the flavour of the month politically, but in arts, it will always come across as weak, and not very true to life, like having a beer when you need a scotch

Life is like a beer. When the bubbles blew over, that was when the beer started. The beer is only half as good without the foam.

American beer drinkers had been conditioned to believe they were choosing Anheuser-Busch's beer, but that was only half true; Anheuser-Busch had left them few other options.

You see, with big life decisions such as this, I always say it’s best not to think about things too much, because you’ll probably talk yourself out of it. I have lived my life by that philosophy and on the whole it’s delivered below-par results. But I find it’s best not to think about this too much.

It's a technique that started in England a while back. I'm going to say 1892 but, between you and me, I have no fucking idea.

He drank as though his beer was medicine, without pleasure, intent on the result.