553 Quotes About Beer

The refrigerator was one of the main things my mother prayed to. She said that a cold beer could make you love a refrigerator.

Mrs. Schultz believed in beer the way his grandmother believed in the Republican party.

Beer: All real men drink a specific brand of cheap beer. While I was growing up, my stepfather, who was the manliness man on the planet, drank Schlitz tall boys. Therewas no room in the fridge, so he just left them on the counter and drank them warm. One day I asked him why he drank Schlitz, and he said, “It’s only 3.1 cents perounce. Beer is an acquired taste, so you might as well acquire a taste for cheap beer.” That’s some manly shit.

I drink beer not to get drunk or because i have stress, i drink beer just because i want to share good ideas with the real men, real people. you cannot be real and wise man, if you don't take alcohol.

For some reason, possibly known only to my therapist, I decided that Dippy looked so adorable this morning, as she lay gently snoozing on my jacket, that she just had to allow me to cuddle her.This was an error of a magnitude found somewhere between "invade Poland in the winter" and "hold my beer and watch this.

   The barman came to the other side of the counter.    "Time please," he said.   Harriet said: "You mustn't hurry a lady drinking a pint of beer. The effects might be fatal.

To see Bburke chug a beer was to witness a small act of unmitigated perfection. One could hope to be able to chug a beer only as fast as Bburke; nobody harbored delusions of being able to chug faster.

He smacked his lips, tasting the fifth brand, and holding up the glass looked through the amber at the light. "This is a pleasant surprise, Archie. I would not have believed it. That of course is the advantage of being a pessimist; a pessimist gets nothing but pleasant surprises, an optimist nothing but unpleasant. So far, none of this is sewage.

I also liked they Belgian brewers are notoriously rebellious and mock Americans’ obsession with categorizing beers by style; I saw them as arrogant expressionists ensnared with creation, not categorization.