553 Quotes About Beer

It's an alien apocalypse! Quick, grab the beer!

I had hit on the most positive solution to the world’s most negative problems. What we needed were a bunch of little, hairy Hobbits! Not large armies of Gondoreans and Rohirrim, just beer drinking, song-singing, riddle-solving, barrel-riding, pipe-weed-smokin’, second-breakfast-eatin’, long-walkin’ Hobbits!

I’m just a simple guy. I love beer, sex, and hockey. I hate liars, Sting, and art that doesn’t have people in it. - Luke Almeida

All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out.

Bier is een kalmeringsmiddel; het verdooft je gedachten en strijkt elke neiging tot opstandigheid glad. Totalitaire staten blussen sociale branden met de bierspuit. Nietzsche haatte dit piskleurige vocht omdat het de 'geest van de logheid' voedde.

Never go for a drink in London's square mile, nobody ever gets a round in.

[Barnabas speaks] "I will drink water.""Water? But water is not fit for men to drink. For the cattle, for birds and beast, but a man needs ale . . . or wine, if you are a Frenchman." [William answers]

I had come out of a messy workplace along a messy street to a messy room and did not like it and within me was the beer that made me bold.

I could feel her breasts up against my stomach. I wanted a beer real bad.