553 Quotes About Beer

I started with my buddies when I was in high school, ... We all had shelves of old beer cans.

I am sure of this, that if everybody was to drink their bottle a day, there would be not half the disorders in the world there are now. It would be a famous good thing for us all.

I drink no cider, but feast on Philadelphia beer.

Drink beer, smoke dope, and eat pussy until your jaw breaks

There's a certain idea of pickup trucks and cans of beer that kind of go together, and I think that's part of the mentality. People don't see anything wrong or dangerous about drinking and then getting behind the wheel of a vehicle.

I hope you like Guiness, Sir. I find it a refreshing alternative to food.

Beer and chocolate are two pleasures that should be enjoyed and savored, ... We knew that we were up to the challenge to create an unexpected brew that could perfectly complement a Valentine's Day meal or be given as a special gift.

Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.

OLYMPIAN, adj. Relating to a mountain in Thessaly, once inhabited by gods, now a repository of yellowing newspapers, beer bottles and mutilated sardine cans, attesting the presence of the tourist and his appetite.His name the smirking tourist scrawls Upon Minerva's temple walls, Where thundered once Olympian Zeus, And marks his appetite's abuse. --Averil Joop