553 Quotes About Beer

The saxophone is the embodied spirit of beer.

To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was a victory.

Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of time weighing on your shoulders and crushing you to the earth, be drunken continually.

Anybody can be a non-drunk. It takes a special talent to be a drunk. It takes endurance. Endurance is more important than truth.

I am for the small man who has not forgotten, for the man who loves his beer and his women and his sunlight

They're drinkin' home brew from a wooden cup. The folks were dancin' there got all shook up.

The great thing about golf - and this is the reason why a lot of health experts like me recommend it - you can drink beer and ride in a cart while you play.

Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'