553 Quotes About Beer

I'm dealing with my drinking problem and I have a reputation for getting things done.

Oh Beer! Oh Hodgson, Guinness, Allsop, Bass! Names that should be on every infant's tongue! Shall days and months and years and centuries pass, And still your merits be unrecked, unsung?

I did one of the worst shows for that kind of thing in Northampton, Massachusetts, which is one of the most liberal spots on the planet. There were numerous people who walked out, somebody had thrown a beer, I had people yelling and screaming.

People in Wisconsin are parochial in their buying habits. They care deeply about their quality of life. Things like wonderful Wisconsin cheeses, really fine chocolates, nice places to eat out and great beer are nice ways to enhance your lifestyle.

I live on a main street, and probably three or four times a week I'm picking up McDonald's cups or beer bottles. I've lived in the same place for 22 years, and it's been an ongoing problem.

If you're unlucky enough not to have alcoholic parents, it takes you a whole lifetime of intoxication to overcome the dead weight of their virtues.

In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together.

Saint George he was for England, And before he killed the dragon he drank a pint of English ale out of an English flagon.

If you go near the fridge there's beer, but if you don't go near the fridge it's not as if there are crates of beer and scotch lying around.