553 Quotes About Beer

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn’t correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do—and remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death—don’t put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn’t belong in beer.

From the book, "Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean they are not there.

Thanks liver... you are a champ!

It almost never takes a pleasant state of mind to desire to be high or drunk.

By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.

It was never wise to challenge fate to a Hold my beer contest.

Don't be scared, I'm a vegetarian.

From the book - "Just because you can't see them, doesn't mean their are not there!

Driving down deserted early morning roads. Round and round. Round downtown. Through naked streets. Lips pursed on two litre bottles of beer, but pursuing the lips of freedom's night. Swapping cars. Winding up at karaoke bars or Bolsi- the best place in town. For the food. For the folk. For the service. For the crema de papaya. And for that late night dawn's whiskey coffee.