553 Quotes About Beer

  • Author Michael Jackson
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    Xs were used because there was no mass literacy - a state we are rapidly approaching once more.

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  • Author Michael Jackson
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    Let's all work to get people to drink more good beer, so if someone walks into your office and says he drinks Corona, don't immediately call him a dickhead.

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  • Author Michael Jackson
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    Nothing quenches the thirst like a wheat beer, or sharpens the appetite like an India pale ale. Nothing goes as well with seafood as a dry porter or stout, or accompanies chocolate like an imperial stout. Nothing soothes like a barleywine. These are just a few of the specialty styles of beer.

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  • Author Samuel Johnson
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    There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.

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  • Author Steve Johnson
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    We put together a group of officers who get out and look for bigger party problems - parties with lots of people, illegally selling beer ... loud parties that create complaints.

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  • Author Thomas Jefferson
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    I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.

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  • Author Tim Johnson
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    What we all need to do now, ... is sit down, have a beer and get over it.

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  • Author William James
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    The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.

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