1,042 Quotes About Birthday

The first comic book I ever read was an issue of 'Legion of Super-Heroes' where the earth was surrounded by all of these chains. I remember the cover; I got it at a birthday party.

Dressing up is a bore. At a certain age, you decorate yourself to attract the opposite sex, and at a certain age, I did that. But I'm past that age.

If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building.

For my 11th birthday, I asked to be adopted.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.

It started out, ... with ordering 150 T-shirts that said, 'It's Mark Harmon's birthday,' that we passed out to the entire crew.

We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.