1,042 Quotes About Birthday

Please don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.

My mom won't let me buy high-fashion stuff unless it's TK Maxx or a birthday occasion.

What makes us a bit nervous is, in this instant age, to release something that might take more than one listen. Where everything is instantly judged on YouTube or something! It's a bit like releasing a horse and cart on a racetrack.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.

I never had little brothers, so I was totally not used to hearing a lot of cussing at a young age! I learned what 'pull my finger' meant the hard way.

Study after study confirms that even when you control for variables like profession, education, hours worked, age, marital status, and children, men still are compensated substantially more - even in professions, like nursing, dominated by women. No wonder there's a gender gap.

The more Mommy blogs going nuclear over playground etiquette I read and birthday parties of glazed adults munching cupcakes like demoralized zombies I attend, I realize this is what my friends who conceived before me meant by, 'You just won't care.'

Don't just count your years, make your years count.