34 Quotes About Boobs

She’s adorable .” “How would you know?” “I’m gay, not blind. Her hair’s all poofy and she’s got a great nose. I mean, a great nose. And, what? What do you people like? Boobs? She seems to have boobs. They seem to be of approximately normal boob size. What else do you want?

Would three boobs be better than two?

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!

I may not be ‘the prettiest' or have ‘big boobies,' but I want people to remember me as the best.

Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all.

Even within our culture, there are times when breasts stop being read as bouncy sex balls: when women are breastfeeding, there's pretty wide acceptance of the fact that shouting 'phwoar' is bad form.

Millions of females strive to give and to maintain the impression that they are male, so there is an untapped market for what one might call a pull-down bra.

More often than not, the ideal breast is an invented breast. Decolletage, the tushy breast, is an artifact of clothing. Naked breasts don't dance cheek to cheek--they turn away from each other. Breasts vary in size and shape to an outlandish degree, but they can be whipped into an impressive conformity, and because we are human and we can't leave anything alone, we have whipped away.

I hope to offer the personal as a way to connect to the universal, not a claim for one universal experience of having breasts, but a universal hope for kindness—to each other and our selves and our bodies.