3,140 Quotes About Boys

There are boys you look at and want to touch with your mouth, and there are boys you look at and want to wear one of those surgical masks everyone in China had during bird flu. There are a lot more bird-flu boys at large.

Don’t ever worry what the boys who don’t appreciate originality think of you. They’re fools.

Is there some kind of rule for when Sam should be a boy and when he's a Wolf?""A Wolf lifts his leg and yellows up the snow. A boy has to use the toilet.""And that will work?""Only if he needs to pee.

It's a myth that boys don't like to gossip.

I don't settle in any other area of my life when it comes to excellence, so why should I lower my standards when it comes to boys?

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them.

Thanks to Scoop, I've learned a lot about how the male mind works, and as a result I've been having nightmares for months.

I need a boy who thinks with his big head, not his little one. Since they do not exist, I have fashioned my own.

...freedom being the sauce best beloved by the boyish soul.