297 Quotes About Breakups

I know it hurts. But, girl, right now you need to see how much better you can do than Becker with a small pecker."I crack and can't hold back the tiny smile. "He does have a small wiener.""See? And you would’ve been stuck with that for the rest of your life! There are so many better guys out there. Guys who come packing.

Now that it was safe to drag their relationship out into the light and examine it mercilessly it was fantastic on what a thin basis they had proposed to build their life. Apart from physical attraction, there was nothing between them but fun and parties, and that was not entirely a taste in common.Life was like a jigsaw, but if you tried to fit the pieces together yourself, you generally got them wrong.

Bad days call for foods that are bad for your butt.

If you walk out on me, i'm not walking out after you.

Pain was my tie to a past that a part of me wanted to hold on to. The more I hurt, the more I knew I loved, and that felt like a good thing.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grow sarcastic.

Don't throw your life away because of one man. Don't make yourself something he will always be glad he was rid of. Make yourself something he will wish he had kept.

High school sweetheart" is such an innocuous-sounding term for something that can tear out your guts.

If breakups are like deaths, then ex sightings are like seeing a ghost: you feel goose bumps, near loss of bladder control, and the sensation of your heart bursting in your throat. The distinction is that the ex is alive.