58 Quotes About British-comedian

Other people build sketches after taking too many sleeping pills, but I never preferred that method, since I would keep dropping my pencil.

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.' I thought 'That's a turn-up for the books.'

Most of my work isn't directly autobiographical. It tends to be an amalgam of things I've seen and heard and thought and conversations I've had.

Turn up your radio. Watch lots of telly and eat loads of choc. Feel guilty. Stay up all night. Learn everything in six hours that has taken you two years to compile. That's how I did it.

We have to do a film parody for Comic Relief. We can't decide which film to parody at the moment. Any ideas welcome, but not Spiderman owing to costume being too tight.

And erm, perhaps looking like this it was perhaps the only thing I could do.

So I turned these sort of deficiencies into a, a workable thing if you understand what I mean.

Every age sort of has its own history. History is really the stories that we retell to ourselves to make them relevant to every age. So we put our own values and our own spin on it.

He was a very gentle soul and, I think, a very good doctor. And I'm probably being paid more to become a fake version of my own father.