27 Quotes About Buffets

I did though at least expect him to correct the false statements he made when he was trying to protect the Presidency. Instead, he talked about it as though I had laid it all out there for the taking. I was the buffet and he just couldn't resist the dessert.

Stop throwing us all together like some sort of Puerto Ricaminican Tex-Mex buffet.

We all have to be dishes on a plate eventually, with the way we are marketed, but I have no intention of being a cheap Chinese all-you-can-eat buffet.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

Republicans just can't help themselves. They get in front of a live microphone and within a few sentences are rocketing down the swiftest and most direct route to the all-you-can-eat comedian-and-talk-show-host buffet.

We have eco-friendly shrimp. We can make them; we have that technology. But we can never have an eco-friendly all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet. It doesn't work.

Know how to behave at a buffet. Take a clean plate for a second helping.

They are not wise, then, who stand forth to buffet against Love; for Love rules the gods as he will, and me.

Just to let you know that the buffet car will be closing for stocktaking in five minutes. The next station stop is Chesterfield.