137 Quotes About Bullshit

Don't trust everything you read, everything is gonna be just fine.

As Vida always said, the best way through bullshit was to wade in, hold your nose with one hand and a grenade in the other, and cut straight to it.

One thing I don't like about crap: its size that is too big to be digested.

If you say bullshit on things come in handy,better revise it before others say otherwise.

And they got blackout drunk one night and it just happened. It was basically an accident, and he gave me the most sincere and moving confession of all time, swore to God he loved me so much and would do anything to convince me, blah blah blah, but it didn’t matter, I kept thinking about it and running it through my head and just burning with it. I cried every night for weeks. Practically wore the binary off all my saddest Mp3s.

Was it John Searle who called Jacques Derrida the sort of philosopher who gives bullshit a bad name?

Knowledge and sense are necessary for conversation and observation, not for nonsense and bullshit.

Unlike the Man with No Cell Phone, the Man Who Can See around Corners owns several, which he places on the table, like talismans. So far, so good. But you can imagine my disappointment when he promptly disabuses me of this seeing-around-corners stuff. "That's all bullshit," he says.

Nelson Mandela, dat was, toch, geloof ik, die knurft, de sufferd, met een suikerbiet in zijn linkerhand; of was, het, een ander?