137 Quotes About Bullshit

  • Author Judy Byington
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    Listen you little turd, don’t tell me my business. It’s not worth the risk," the Old Man snarled. "But Green … Yikes, that stings!

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  • Author Judy Byington
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    The Old Man’s "job" was to ensure success of a certain Pagan holiday celebration–an exact opposite of LDS temple instruction that signified fellow sister-brother’s unification with the Divine.

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  • Author Herman Brusselmans
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    VeertienDertien had men net zo goed kunnen overslaan, omdat er alleen maar onzin in staat. Ik heb helemaal geen zoon, laat staan dat hij een rondleiding over mij zou presenteren in zaal Concordia. Eigenlijk had men één tot en met twaalf net zo goed kunnen overslaan omdat immers alles onzin is. Ik kan het weten, ik schrijf al die bullshit.

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  • Author Victor Pelevin
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    Я вспомнил, как мой учитель Локи определял «пикап» — «совокупность подлых ухваток и циничных хитростей, принятых среди нищебродов, не способных или не желающих честно расплатиться с женщиной за секс

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  • Author Russell Brand
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    The only systems we can afford to employ are those that rationally serve the planet first, then all humanity. Not out of some woolly, bullshit tree-hugging piffle but because we live on it, currently without alternatives.

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  • Author Eric Clapton
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    Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached.

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