188 Quotes About Bureaucracy

We decided to go back to basics and put the frighteners on some snouts.""Really?""We adopted a proactive intelligence-gathering policy utilising appropriate stakeholders in the community and pre-established covert human intelligence sources."And nobody can put a frightener on a covert human quite like Lesley can.

We fill too many gutters while we argue unimportant points and confuse issues.

Bureaucrats and Politicians are different people, work of Bureaucrats makes us hate Politicians.

The five stages of bureaucratic grieving are: denial, anger, committee meetings, scapegoating, and cover-up.

But the plans were on display…”“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”“That’s the display department.”“With a flashlight.”“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”“So had the stairs.”“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.

Kitchen-sink cookies," Trishiffany proclaimed. "Sounds disgusting, right? But I've always been so torn about chocolate chips versus butterscotch chips, but here you don't even have to choose. Walnuts and peanuts! Oatmeal and cornflakes! Raisins and dried cherries. Not to mention the shredded coconut. Sometimes we just need our little freedoms, you know?

Bureaucracy is never there if you need it

I must confess I get lost with all these shades of grey.

Some third person decides your fate: this is the whole essence of bureaucracy.