46 Quotes About Calvin-and-hobbes

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?"Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet

Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes

Hobbes: UGH! something under the bed is drooling.Calvin: Start tying the sheets. We'll go out the window.

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.

I'm a misunderstood genius.""What's misunderstood?""Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.