46 Quotes About Calvin-and-hobbes

This is where dad burried the little raccoon.I don't even know he existed a few days ago and now he's gone forever. It's like I found him for no reason. I had to say good-bye as soon as I said hello.Still...in a sad, awful, terrible way, I'm happy I met him.What a stupid world.

Oh lovely snowball, packed with care, smack a head that's unaware! Then with freezing ice to spare, melt and soak through underwear! Fly straight and true, hit hard and square! This, oh snowball, is my prayer. I only throw consecrated snowballs.

My book is called, "Shut Up And Stop Whining: How To Do Something With Your Life Besides Think About Yourself.

Mom says death is as natural as birth, and it's all part of the life cycle.She says we don't really understand it, but there are many things we don't understand, and we just have to do the best we can with the knowledge we have.I guess that makes sense.

I'm leaking brain lubricant.

Today for show & tell, I've brought in some flash cards I made. Each card has a letter followed by several dashes. When I show the card, you yell out the vulgar, obscene or blasphemous word they stand for! …Ready? …She's such a hypocrite about building vocabulary.

How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food and beer conglomerates. Who'd have ever guessed product consumption, popular entertainment and spirituality would mix so harmoniously. It's a beautiful world, all right.

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.