25 Quotes About Candace-bushnell

I’ve never understood sexy lingerie. I mean, what’s the point? The guy’s only going to take it off.

Don’t you think it’s weird when someone has photographs of themselves all over the place? It’s like they’re trying to prove they exist.

Maybe you can’t have it both ways. His life and your life. How do you put two lives together, anyway?

Sex. It’s the biggest sham of all. I mean, your whole life, all you ever hear is how you’re supposed to save yourself for marriage. And how it’s so special. And then you finally do it. And you’re like, that’s it? This is what everyone’s been raving about?

Lots of famous people are late bloomers. My father says it’s an advantage to be a late bloomer. Because when good things start happening, you’re ready for it.

I’m a realist. Just because you had sex once doesn’t mean you have to fall in love.

Only the “˜intercourse’ part.” Miranda makes quotation marks with her fingers. “Why do they call it intercourse anyway? It makes it sound like it’s some kind of conversation. Which it isn’t. It’s penetration, pure and simple. There’s no give-and-take involved.”“It’s an act of war,” Miranda objects, getting heated.“The penis is saying, “˜Let me in,’ and the vagina is saying, “˜Get the hell away from me, creep.

I said, ‘Never. Because I don’t consider my work a job. I consider it a career. And you don’t quit a career.’ That shut her up for a minute. Then she asked where I went to college.

We hate guys who date more than one woman at a time. I’ve always believed that what’s unacceptable in one sex should, by definition, be unacceptable in the other.