968 Quotes About Cats

You put quite a fight for a tame kitty

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.

Witches were a bit like cats. They didn’t much like one another’s company, but they did like to know where all the other witches were, just in case they needed them.

Cats are cats . . . the world over!These intelligent, peace-loving, four-footed friends- who are without prejudice, without hate, without greed- may someday teach us something.-James Mackintosh Qwilleran

Arise from sleep, old cat,And with great yawns and stretchings...Amble out for love

There is, incidently, no way of talking about cats that enables one to come off as a sane person.