968 Quotes About Cats

The cat . . . is for the man who appreciates beauty as the one living force in a blind and purposeless universe.

A cat never discusses his business with humans, not even Princesses. A cat never explains and never apologizes. A cat never alibis. You must accept a cat as it is and for what it is and not expect more than the pleasure of its company.

I wake upto my catsjudging me.They stareblanklyas if to say,"Is this whatyou had in mindfor your life?If it is, you maywant to considersleeping pills ora tall bridgebecause in our view,you're pathetic."Orthey're hungry.

Tall, dark and handsome was hot. Tall, dark, and handsome with a nestled kitten? Atomic.

When you set out, you were four. Six with friends who could not stay behind. Now you are one.

Maybe this was why people filled their house with stinking cats, so they didn't notice that they were alone, so they wouldn't die without a living soul noticing.

Wasn't growing catnip in one's yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children?

If cats could count, they’d start getting nervous around the time they put paid to their fifth life.

I close my eyes for a moment and open my inner eye. I stare at Pete, and the thing in his arms. Human. Cat. Human. Cat. No doubled vision: it's a cat, singular. A solitary diurnal ambush hunter with good hearing and binocular vision, and a predilection for biting the neck of its prey in half while disemboweling it with the scythe-like claws on its hind legs. Basically it's a velociraptor with a fur coat and an outsize sense of entitlement.