137 Quotes About Charley-davidson

In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him anything.

Having Reyes so near is painful. I think it has apoplexy." "Do you even know what that means?""No, but it sounds serious. Like Ebola. Or hives

There was nothing like a trip to the gynecologist to make one feel just a little violated.Charley

I knew dating the son of Satan would turn out badly

SARC- is my second favorite -ASM word

Okay, I'll strip. I'll tap dance. I'll sing 'La Cucaracha' in C minor.

I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me

I have them a few minutes to absorb everything while I teased Ubie, who only had to recover from his near-death experience. I was so glad Reyes hadn't ripped him to shreds. I liked him much better un-shredded. Unlike, say, my preference for lettuce or heavy metal guitar solos.

They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.