373 Quotes About Chick-lit

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

You don't know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach.

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.