373 Quotes About Chick-lit

Old-age sucks, but the alternative doesn't look that great, either.

He who laughs loudest has a high probability of being extremely inebriated.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not

I've been a little cranky since that house fell on my sister.

Men are like beer. Some are bold and some are smooth. But every damn one of 'em has a big-ass head full of air.

I'd trade every last one of you for a moment's peace and a dog that didn't P on the carpet

It's not as if I don't like men, I just have more respect for my washing machine.

In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision.

Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end.