373 Quotes About Chick-lit

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

Marriage: just say no.

Solberg; nature's greatest argument against cloning.

Friends disregard your failures and endure your successes.

Today's problems are yesterday's mistakes coming back to bite you in the ass.

Maybe life does suck, Pork Chop, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.

Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls.

There is no greater hell than realizing you're in love with the guy you hate.

Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the indisputable advantage.