373 Quotes About Chick-lit

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.

There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.

If you don't like your teeth; keep your mouth shut.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.