140 Quotes About Chickens

  • Author M.L. Stedman
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    Maatsuyker, the wild island south of Tasmania where it rained most days of the year and the chickens blew into the sea during storms.

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  • Author Walter Moers
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    Je weniger qualvoll die Todesart, desto weniger attraktiv die Tiere. Wenn du friedlich an Altersschwäche stirbst, siehst du nur ein Huhn. Das letzte Huhn. Es gackert, und du bist hinüber.

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  • Author Charles Stross
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    We have chickens! And ostriches—they’re like a chicken, only bigger! One of my colleagues is working on a Tyrannosaur—that’s like a really huge chicken, with teeth—but for architectural reasons we can’t let it roam free just yet.

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  • Author Auberon Waugh
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    I am much bigger than the average chicken, and furthermore I was armed with a rolling pin and kitchen knife. As a matter of fact I have always had the greatest contempt for chickens. They are so stupid that they probably don't even notice the difference when they die, but I must admit that this particular chicken put up a very good fight.

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  • Author T. Kingfisher
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    Chickens, for example, were not people. You looked into a chicken’s eyes and you saw the back of the chicken’s eyeball.

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  • Author Adam Beach
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    I remember, as a kid, I'd follow the rooster and the chickens and watch what type of grass they'd eat. And me and my friends would eat that grass, like that was our lunch.

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