1,222 Quotes About Christ

I have heard some amid the world's 'progressive' movements declare that Jesus is not a Christian. To serve a christ who is not a Christian seems more of a personal admission: it is to say that he is a hypocrite and does not follow his own teachings. While the debate as to what it truly entails continues for many, to be a Christian is merely roughly translated as being a follower of Christ.

Er, folks, you know that in Jesus’ time the dead referred to non-believers. When Jesus talked about raising the dead, he actually meant religious conversion, that’s all. Nothing to do with resurrection.

Jesus is baffled by Tinder. He wants to love his matches, but is strictly celibate. The Holy Ghost does all of Jesus’ fucking for him. Apparently, Jesus calls his penis Lazarus because he has to raise it from the dead. It takes a miracle to get it up. Only torture porn gets him hard.

To be the salt, you also need to be the shaker. To shake the world. Shake the truth. Shake the people. Shake the word. Have it sprinkle, melt and preserve humanity.

Everyday should be Christmas. Christ first loved us, we ought to love one another.

No matter what kind of sin you have committed, there is always forgiveness. You must repent and seek for forgiveness. You can walk in the new life and light.

When we look for success, it should be for the sole purpose of boasting sincerely in Christ. There's no other reason for it. Success is only worth it when the more intense it gets for you, the more you find yourself bragging for his glory rather than your own.

Prayer is simply a constant communion with Christ.

All that is here is God. You have always been God. The only thing that stands between you and realizing who you really are is the illusion of division. Division does not exist. Once you realize that there is no division you will realize that you are indeed God and that there is no such thing as death for God is Eternal and Everlasting. Thou verily art Deathless and Eternal.