2,024 Quotes About Christmas

  • Author Andy Redsmith
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    ... I've never met a magical creature before. All I know is what I've heard in stories. Father Christmas, for instance, with the elves who make the toys." Tergil was impassive. "We relate a similar tale," he replied. "It is called Santa Clause and his slave workforce". "Oh," said Thorpe. "It is an ancient story," said the elf, "about the perils of trusting strangers. It does have a happy ending, though. The evil Clause is beaten to death with hunks of reindeer meat.

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  • Author E.T.A. Hoffmann
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    Oh!” exclaimed Marie at last, “who does the charming little fellow in the tree belong to, dearest Papa?”“He should work hard for all of you, dear child,” her father replied. “He can bite the hardest of nuts and crack them open for you, and he belongs to Luise as much as to you and Fritz.

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  • Author Matt Haig
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    Happy Christmas!' the man said.'Yes', Charles Dickens said, who couldn't bring himself to say 'Happy Christmas' back.'Isn't it the best of times?' the man went on.The cat gave a gentle miaow of disagreement in his arms as Charles Dickens nodded. 'Yes. And the worst.

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  • Author Jason Soroski
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    Somewhere beyond the Christmas hustle and bustle, there lies a child in a manger; somewhere beyond the noise, there is a Silent Night.

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