2,024 Quotes About Church

I just wrote my first idea for a sitcom and registered it with the Writers Guild. And I wrote church stuff in there.

The seminaries must be like the churches' poor relations, prolonging their existence with austerity.

(on asparagus) Europeans of the Renaissance swore by it as an aphrodisiac, and the church banned it from nunneries.

If there was no church I wouldn't know where to go.

The health of a church depends not merely on the creed which it professes, not even on the wisdom and holiness of a few great ecclesiastics, but on the faith and virtue of its individual members.

Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it

I can tell you the church will be full.

Church members are either pillars or caterpillars. The pillars hold up the church, and the caterpillars just crawl in and out.

A Church which abandons the truth abandons itself.