2,024 Quotes About Church

I left that church with rich and royal hatred of the priest as a person, and a loathing for the church as an institution, and I vowed that I would never go inside a church again.[Eugene V. Debs, describing his teenage reaction to a hellfire lecture by a priest]

High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.

My job as a Christian is not to get people to heaven when they die, it's to get heaven to people while they're alive

The reason there’s no oneness and no harmony in the church is because the believers don’t habitually walk in the light and they don’t constantly allow God’s light (knowledge) to shine in them.

My beloved brethren. Praying from your home, is not an attack on your faith, Christianity or religion. We are avoiding a situation of patient 31 from Korea. If not, We are going to die or be infected, because of other people, stubbornness, carelessness, arrogance, irresponsibility, recklessness , selfishness, foolishness, pride and greed. Let other people not suffer or die, because of your actions.Isaiah 26:20

They couldn't reach the cord to make it stop & so it flew about scaring the older ladies just out of church. It left behind a trail of wet feathers & a renewed sense of the presence of evil among the faithful. Once they found out who started it, everyone settled down & went back to hating the usual stuff.

When everything has gone down, God wants youto look up

Strength of conviction for ones faith is celebrated by the church- except when that conviction runs contrary to the status quo.

Singing hymns brings healing to the heart.