802 Quotes About Clever

Civilization begins with distillation

Sitting to think of what to write will only set your ass on fire, give you headache, twist your face to look stupid, instead, walk around with a blank mind and something from somewhere will fill it up.

If your expenditure brings you poverty, then you may call yourself a poor but the world will call you a fool.

There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion.

was glad to be off the hook, which had been the second time that week as she had recently broke an addiction from fishing on the nearby bay

He also would be traveling soon as he heard that the best deals on baby furniture were in The Cribbean.

The judge drummed with his fingers on his desk but the band of toes still wouldn’t let him in yet. Though he didn’t want to be in that special orchestra where a practical joker was known to put water and a powdered fruity dessert mix in large stringed instruments of which the stunt was known as cello Jello.

male seahorse, complaining and nagging and wondered why those two verbs are deemed feminine and attributed to female behavior when males are capable of and do that just as often

had his fingerprints taken and coffeemug shot taken from all four angles of him sipping a cup of coffee