70 Quotes About Closet

"Children assume that monsters dwell in closets. Pubescent literati know it is the gateway to magic lands."

"There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes. I hoard clothes. My makeup spills from the bathroom drawers, and there are different women for different lipsticks."

"The skeleton in my closet carries a hammer and sickle."

"Two tiny corpses, one male and the other female, rattle around that enormous closet in my bedroom. Though deceased, still they are quick enough to hide themselves whenever I need to enter the closet to retrieve something."

"An hour and a half later, Dallas stood beside me in Jackie's enormous walk-in closet...."So what should I wear tonight?" "That's why you lured me in here? I thought you wanted seven minutes in heaven." He gave me a lopsided grin."

"For the thousandth time, Adele Collier, don’t open the closet door or you’ll get crushed!"

"All this time as a mad scientist why didn't he have a shrink ray or stun gun in his closet somewhere? He had been wasting his life."

"Would you shake hands with the monster that lives in your closet?"

"Poetry served as a sort of intellectual wallpaper to brighten up the closet."