42 Quotes About Cocktails

You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

We're out of cocktail olives, it's a tragedy of historic proportions, but we're coping because we're Americans.

The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil

I'm not intelligent. I'm not arrogant. I'm just like the people who read my books. I used to have a jazz club, and I made the cocktails and I made the sandwiches. I didn't want to become a writer - it just happened.

Twitter is the perpetual cocktail party where everyone is talking at once but nobody is saying anything.

It took me years to eat a lot of shellfish. I was probably 20 years old before I had even seen a shrimp cocktail. I like oysters, but fried.

Our compulsive hunger always to know first, speak first and decide first has only been amplified by the fact that we can now all participate instantly in a virtual version of a national cocktail-party conversation on Twitter, Facebook and blogs.

If someone has Ebola at a cocktail party, they're contagious and you can catch it from them.

Never trust any complicated cocktail that remains perfectly clear until the last ingredient goes in, and then immediately clouds.