944 Quotes About Coffee

Black as night, sweet as sin.

Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.

No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for "Before Coffee.

Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.

It's just like when you've got some coffee that's too black, which means it's too strong. What do you do? You integrate it with cream, you make it weak. But if you pour too much cream in it, you won't even know you ever had coffee. It used to be hot, it becomes cool. It used to be strong, it becomes weak. It used to wake you up, now it puts you to sleep.

Coffee first. Schemes later.

Mercy," he mumbled. "What the hell did you do to my French Roast?

Come on, don't you ever stop and smell the coffee?

There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women...