168 Quotes About Comedian

A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt.

Paul is a liar, he said so. (Romans 3:7.)

Laughter is a tangible evidence of hope.

A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine line, I actually think there's a yawning gulf. You see some poor bugger scuffling up the road with balloons tied to his ears, he's not going home to invent a rocket, is he?

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Sometimes an unhappy comedian spreads joy to the world, makes people burst into laughter because one has to create a paradise of happiness around him in order to hide his own unhappiness!

...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... . he isn't like this writer or actor or comedian... - YOU FUCKING LIAR.

Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you are stung by a bee, you should follow it back to its nest and then proceed to beat nest to a pulp with a baseball bat until the stripey little turd has learned its lesson.

The difficulty with humorists is that they will mix what they believe with what they don’t—whichever seems likelier to win an effect.