36 Quotes About Comedy-romance

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.

Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

She leaned her uninjured shoulder against his plump, furry behind and shoved while she bitched to herself, "Four years at the military academy, two years at Kansas State University, survival camp in the swamps of Alabama, more schooling in Florida, and then torture endurance training with the Mossad and all so I could heave a bear's ass into a helicopter. Unfreaking real.

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.

The best stories come from deep within us and are of us. Either our inner child comes out to play and makes all things possible, or we mold our characters and events from our own experiences, or our dreams of wanting to experience.

You know what the secret to a happy life is?""No regrets. Just live in the moment.

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.