1,680 Quotes About Comedy

I do not know what it was about that boy but just looking at him, even I wanted to clout him on the head. It was a head that invited violence.

Finally, we entered Chetaube County, my imaginary birthplace, where the names of the little winding roads and minuscule mountain communities never failed to inspire me: Yardscrabble, Big Log, Upper, Middle and Lower Pigsty, Chicken Scratch, Cooterville, Felchville, Dust Rag, Dough Bag, Uranus Ridge, Big Bottom, Hooter Holler, Quickskillet, Buck Wallow, Possum Strut ... We always say a picture speaks a thousand words, but isn’t the opposite equally true?

Apa aku kelihatan seperti orang yang sedang memendam sebuah rahasia? Apakah Ukun dan Tamat tahu rahasia hatiku? Bahwa aku sedang jatuh cinta? Perlukah kukabari mereka bahwa aku sedang jatuh cinta? Kukabari sedikit mungkin, jangan banyak-banyak. tapi jangan ah, aku malu. Oh apakah gerangan yang aku alami ini? Mengapa kebingungan bisa menjadi begitu indah?

Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that this marks the first step towards the fall of man … To be fair, their arguments are backed with scientific fact taken from documentary films such as The Terminator, The Matrix, and RoboCop.

You can’t keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it’ll run away and find a new pimp.

What do you mean? In Old Castle? I still live with my parents in case you haven’t noticed, Jack. Those two strangers – that man and woman sitting on my sofa – are actually my parents. Oh, you mean your place? Yes, let’s evict your parents…let’s place them neatly in a cardboard box and leave it by the rubbish bins!

We finally settled on Francis Ford Coppola's version of Dracula, which, unfortunately, Gabriel seemed to think was a comedy. I think it was the combination of Keanu Reeves's British accent and Gary Oldman's elderly Count Dracula hairstyle. They're just misleading.

It wasn’t enough that I had to worry about playing well and winning the game, but I also had to deal with possibility that one of my teammates could be dragged off the field by the inhabitants of the mental hospital.

[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to play this game when I’m carrying piping hot coffee.