1,680 Quotes About Comedy

merry Christmas LOL SIKE ITS JULY hehehehe

Now, if anyone in this room or the world finds those two words decadent, obscene, immoral, amoral, asexual, the words 'to come' really make you feel uncomfortable, if you think I'm rank for saying it to you, you the beholder think it's rank for listening to it, you probably can't come. And then you're of no use, because that's the purpose of life, to re-create it.

I don't smoke pot, and I'm glad because then I can champion it without special pleading. The reason I don't smoke it is because it facilitates ideas and heightens sensations-and I've got enough shit flying through my head without smoking pot.

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

He held his hand out. “Let me have your smartphone.”I snort-laughed. “Sure. As in, I don’t think so.”“Relax. All I want to do is put my number in there.”I grabbed the phone from my camo purse and handed it to him. “I’m watching you.”“Watch all you want.” He glanced at me with a wry smile.“A camo purse? I’m in love.” He bobbed his head.My face burned in a furious blush. Despite the very small crush I seemed to be developing, I watched his every move.Never trust a cop.

Verify first, then trust.

It seems to me that they only seem to mention things in the Bible that are within a 5 mile radius of the guy writing it.

Didn’t even have to argue with her. She just told me she loved me and offered the back of her neck.” He crossed his arms over his chest. “How many pups you got with Janie Mae now, Bubba Ray . . . and still she’s as unmarked as a newborn babe. So which Smith has control of his female now, boy?

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