1,680 Quotes About Comedy

I’ve fostered a substantial, almost protective affection for this particular group. These aren’t just any fifty people I don’t care about, these are my fifty people I don’t care about.

Where do you think Britney Spears would be now if her mum hadn’t pushed her to keep singing at a young age?!” “Probably a lot calmer, happier and more stable.

IT SLAPPED MY HAND. I’ve been rejected by the penis.

Squiffy, have you ever felt a sort of strange emptiness in the heart? A sort of aching void of the soul?''Oh, rather!''What do you do about it?''I generally take a couple of cocktails.

Come on, ho. Let's elope.

He needed to hear her voice, needed to know she’s breathing and living. He needed to feel her heart was still his.

(On his gravestone): "I told you I was ill".

Cause if you shoot a bullet someone dies. If you drop a bomb many die. You hit a woman, love dies. But if you say the F-word... nothing actually happens.

How my heart missed beating like this. For him. Only for him.