1,680 Quotes About Comedy

I have long believed that nobody actually makes fruitcakes. I believe that all fruitcakes were formed thousands of years ago by some kind of horrible natural catastrophe involving: fruit, cake, and a radioactive meteorite,

This thing isn’t so serious, life. The greatest moments of tragedy are lost without a bit of levity.

I will never stop loving you. That's why I have to go.

Now, if the bedroom is dirty to you, then you are a true atheist, because if you have any of the mores, superstitions, if anyone in this audience believes that God made his body, and you body is dirty, the fault lies with the manufacturer. It's that cold, Jim, yeah.

I guess what happens is, if you get arrested in Town A (Philadelphia) and then Town B (San Francisco)-with a lot of publicity-then when you get to Town C they have to arrest you or what kind of shithouse town are they running?It's a pattern of unintentional harassment.

What I realized was: I might never have this chance again. In fact, I almost certainly would never have this chance again. Did I really want to look back and think: I could have done more, but I was afraid people would think I was lame for trying too hard? I decided to try really hard.

What the hell. If you had to go, why not go with style?

Lorne always says, 'You never want to be the smartest person in the room,' because you always want to challenge yourself and try to get to the level of the people you admire.

As Lorne says, 'Careers are made by choices.