1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Some things are so silly they have a certain brilliance to them. Other things, set as standards for brilliance and therefore exalted by many who don't know why, become tarnished because of it.

To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

Are we not all actors playing parts in another person's play?

You're missing the context of my thoughts. Don't misinterpret.

It is, after all, fantastic to believe that our fears are tameable

I want to die, because I want to live.

Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.

-...Why do you uglify yourself? You are beautiful too.”-I could be more beautiful, but I fell victim to natural selection.

I have fever of comedyvirus.I think thoughts.I open eyes.I'm not CIA, but I could be.I'm not the Riddler, but I could be.