1,680 Quotes About Comedy

He was not at the moment in very good odour at Bow Street. Such epithets as Blockhead and Blunderer had been used in connection with his last case. 'Jeremiah Stubbs, miss,’ said the Runner. ‘I am here in the execution of my dooty.

Them Frenchies!’ ‘Unchristian, that’s what I call ’em,’ responded Mr. Stubbs severely. ‘I fair compassionate that wench.

Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?

How can you love someone who doesn't think they deserve to be loved?

My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you.

Don't go a-hunting for a moose where there ain't no moose to hunt.

Caution: Danger ahead. Do not refer to Adriana as little in regards to either her age or stature. If you happen to disregard this most basic of laws, approach with caution. Much, much caution.

That's scary, all the time to be afraid Wreck 2015 (Film, you should check it out).

I am a playwright who does not write comedies, or tragedies.