130 Quotes About Competence

What we need is a new God. Somebody who knows what the fuck he's doing.

He can occasionally see to an enemy," she conceded. "If he manages to get his sword pointed in the right direction and the enemy does him the favor of falling upon it in precisely the right way.

There’s something about doing a job well that is akin to art.

I am, as I've said, merely competent. But in an age of incompetence, that makes me extraordinary.

it is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didnt

...she had always looked for sparks of competence, like a diamond prospector in an unpromising wasteland.

A Sentient Incompetent employee is preferable to one who is Insentient Competent

The illusion of competence is Ignorance in reality

This is Kenya: nobody wants to be competent.