34 Quotes About Computer-programming

Old Enochian running on neural wetware is not the fastest procedural language ever invented, and it’s semantics make AppleScript look like a thing of elegance and beauty

Pascal (Object Pascal - Free Pascal) for real programmers, Delphi for Nerds... C/C++ for people who always wishes to do things like reinventing the wheel.

In the happy land of elegant code and pretty rainbows, there lives a spoil-sport monster called inefficiency.

A computer program does what you tell it to do, not what you want it to do.

Programs are meant to be read by humans and only incidentally for computers to execute.

In William Shakespeare's Hamlet, "to be, or not to be, that is the question." In the 21st century, "to code, or not to code, that is the challenge.

What I can't create I don't understand