50 Quotes About Cookie

Fucking delish, I don't care if it's a faggy word, oops, sorry, no offense, sorry again. [i]Delish! Criminy![/i] This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

God didn’t give Moses ten fortune cookies in a to-go box. God didn’t lead the Israelites through the wilderness with a neon all-you-can-eat sign. And God doesn’t speak to people in bathrooms, public or otherwise.

You are either a half-baked, baked, or burnt cookie. You decide, but you can't be all three in life. - Aunt Polly

He’s like a half-baked cookie. - Aunt Polly

That's your solution? Have a cookie?' Astrid asked. 'No, my solution is to run down to the beach and hide out until this is all over,' Sam said. 'But a cookie never hurts.

Okay but he has a case for you," she said again, her voice singsong."Don't care.""It's right up your alley. There's been a rash of suicide notes.""That's not right up my alley. That's, like, two blocks over from my alley.

Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.

That's my entire weekend. I had plans""A Vampire Dairies marathon is not plans." She looked at me like I lost my mind."Have you even seen the Salvatore brothers? Holy mother of gingersnaps.

Do you know how hard it is to diet with a name like Cookie?” “That’s so weird.” I stared off into space, marveling at the similarities of our situation. “It’s hard to diet with a name like Charley, too