133 Quotes About Cookies

Home is where heart is. Heart where cookie is. Math clear: Home is cookie.

If sad, eat cookie. If still sad, talk to doctor. Sounds serious.

Speak softly and carry big cookie. Big enough to share with a good friend.

Keep calm and eat cookies.

Cookies used to cause cavities only in our teeth. Now they also cause cavities in our privacy.

The next morning we experienced our very first “full English breakfast,” which consisted of tea, orange juice, cookies, oatmeal, granola, berries, bananas, croissants, grapes, pineapples, prunes, yogurt, five kinds of cold cereal, eggs, hash browns, back bacon, sausage, smoked salmon, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, toast, butter, jam, jelly, and honey. I don’t know how the British do it.

I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang my thoughts. We ate lemonade and drank cookies. It all made perfect sense.

I was just thinking if the moon was a giant cookie, it’d be so filling.

Your little ladybug tried to seduce me with a cookie.