646 Quotes About Cooking

Had she been a more instinctive, "natural" cook, she might have felt less compelled to parse each recipe, to tackle each one as though getting it right were a matter of life and death.

Reading is Intriguing...it can take you on a great Adventure!

Technology is too crazy for me, but I would be very happy when they make phone that can cook.

Mother doesn't cook, Ignatius said dogmatically, She burns.

Remember to add the most important ingredient to every recipe you make - your love!

She told herself that she wasn't a fancy cook but that she could "mix groceries well enough to scare hunger away from starving a man." -Maya Angelou (pg. 69 Chicken Soup for the Soul Living your Dreams)

A woman always has half an onion left over, no matter what the size of the onion, the dish or the woman

Assuming mother's absence is only for a short time, don't be too concerned if you find yourself being more relaxed than she is over what the children eat. It is far better to maintain harmony and let mother cope with the problem later. You can use the excuse "You are only having this because Mummy's in hospital!".

Remember! When you tell a woman that she cooks something very good; you will be fucked by eating it three times a day.